So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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