i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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