walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
