We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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