Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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