Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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