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I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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