so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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