I wannas sexs uuuuu
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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