i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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