He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Text me some of your sweat
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