"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
