So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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