I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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