So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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