You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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