I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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