He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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