I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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