so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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