Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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