brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
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