Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
