Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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