I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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