she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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