Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
