Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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