i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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