Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I have already put on my inside pants.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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