What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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