Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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