I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
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