No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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