I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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