Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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