Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
pray to the hookup gods
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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