i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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