Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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