just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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