But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The Olympian is in my bed
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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