if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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