She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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