What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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