It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
