so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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