I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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