ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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