i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Randomize
