it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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