He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am puke
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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