he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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