Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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