Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
