so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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